We all have been reminded and made very aware of the general rules of the gym: don’t drop the weights; wipe your sweat off the machines when you are done, etc. In this blog I will make you roar in laughter with some additional fitness club rules! I’m sure this blog will make you further LOVE exercising in your home gym.
- Don’t blow your nose in the water fountain.
- No smoking on the cardio machines. The little circular thingies are water bottle holders, not ashtrays. For sure!
- When spotting someone on the bench press, be sure to wipe your face first. It’s not cool to drip sweat into someone’s eye and is definitely not a way to make friends.
- If you choose to wear cologne or perfume to the gym, please don’t marinate in it.
- If you have a habit of spraying spit when you lift, ensure there is no one in your target area.
- Do not give yourself C.P.R. when doing bench presses. Bouncing the bar heavily off your rib cage instead of pressing it properly may damage/injure the bar and/or you.
- Beer and/or liquor in your water bottle are prohibited. Unless, of course, you bring enough for everybody.
There you have it my exercise comrades. Laugh, exercise and enjoy life.
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